1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:57,240 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Rustmore. He, him. Also with me today is Tom Laird. 3 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:02,280 Yeah, that's me. He, him. And I am playing Flint Firebeard, who also goes by he, him. 4 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:04,159 And Amy More. 5 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:13,359 Yes, sir. I'm playing Thea Amastasia. She, her. As well as me. And Nighthunter, who is she, they. 6 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,040 And Karla Maxted. 7 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:21,200 Yeah, that's me. She, her. Playing Lipsinki Pipdiggins. Also she, her. 8 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:23,120 And Carl Closset. 9 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:27,200 Hey, what's up? He, him. Gonna be playing Vorunax. Also he, him. 10 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:36,439 Lovely to have you all back here. It feels like it's been quite a long time since, I mean, Tom had an interview the last time we played, and then was promoted. 11 00:01:36,519 --> 00:01:37,199 So. 12 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:38,479 It's been like ages. 13 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:39,079 So sweet. 14 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:39,479 It's like. 15 00:01:39,479 --> 00:01:40,839 Tom runs the government now. 16 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:41,280 Yep. 17 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:42,239 And he's in charge. 18 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:46,560 I haven't signed any paperwork yet, but yes, yes, it will be happening shortly. 19 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:47,879 That would be good. 20 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,399 That would be good, yeah. 21 00:01:49,399 --> 00:01:51,119 That's what you're working towards, right? 22 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:52,319 That's the one, yep. 23 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:53,280 Okay, great. 24 00:01:53,280 --> 00:02:00,000 I mean, yeah, you're in charge of certain, you know, press releases, so you can just kinda, well, we won't go there. 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,799 We'll move back to BC, I'll do it. 26 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:01,640 Or that I want to tell. 27 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,599 All right, we'll stop potentially getting Tom fired now. 28 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,120 Where Tom won't get fired because it's behind a paywall is over on Patreon. 29 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,879 Patreon.com, slash Tom Dragoncast. 30 00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:15,639 He can say whatever he wants over there. 31 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,599 And we'd love for you to join us too. 32 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:24,960 And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you, which is the exact opposite of being fired. 33 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:26,560 And today's patron. 34 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,759 Are we hiring this patron? 35 00:02:27,759 --> 00:02:28,240 Hold on. 36 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,159 We're hiring them to be the sponsor for this episode? 37 00:02:32,159 --> 00:02:34,560 Be supporters, and they get that for sure. 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,079 You got there. 40 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,599 In the episode, absolutely. 41 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:39,879 That's what I meant. 42 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,719 But today's patron, you're going to like it, is Bubblesplipplop. 43 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:47,240 Bubblesplipplop. 44 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,240 Oh my God, thank you, Bubbles. 45 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,640 You know Bubblesplipplop. 46 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,000 Oh, like the back of my hand. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,120 Is that the Connecticut Plipplops or the New Hampshire Plipplops? 48 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,400 All slightly related. 49 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,080 Thank you, Bubblesplipplop. 50 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,080 Join us today at Patreon.com, slash Tom Dragoncast. 51 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,240 And now, fuck it, let's play. 52 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:24,280 There's an intense heat and sound of like a droning buzz. 53 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:33,920 That you hear from above you as the seven of you are as fast as you can, 54 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:38,680 descending down these massive mile long links of chain. 55 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,280 Above you is a hell wasp nest. 56 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:50,639 And coming out of the entrance to this wasp nest are six hell wasps 57 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:56,840 pursuing you with the utmost anger as you had just appeared 58 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,719 and displaced a large section of their hell wasp nest. 59 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:05,080 Let's take a brief moment, 60 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,840 have a little quick check in and then roll for initiative. 61 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,360 Do I have all my hit points? 62 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,640 I mean, probably not. 63 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,279 I mean, no, you came back from your adventure 64 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,639 and immediately spun the knob on the on the ring. 65 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:27,360 So no long rest for you. 66 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,720 Fine. 67 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,600 And traveling to hell, obviously. 68 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,680 Oh, well, Gael has all of her stuff. 69 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:36,920 Hey, where did we do? 70 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,840 Did we ask him where he was going to send us to hell? 71 00:04:40,319 --> 00:04:42,199 Well, I think we made it. 72 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:43,959 Then it did the trick, didn't it? 73 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:48,680 Are there not several different, like, sections? 74 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,599 It's a good call. 75 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:52,719 If I look out over, you know, the chain, we're crawling down. 76 00:04:54,039 --> 00:04:56,680 Are we on the right layer of hell? 77 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,759 How familiar is Vorunax with Avernus? 78 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:06,319 I would think that, you know, he has at least heard of it. 79 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,439 He's summered there a few times. 80 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,480 Been to a conference, maybe. 81 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,319 Sure. 82 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,640 OK, you look quickly down these chains and out. 83 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,720 There is often the distance and up in the sky 84 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,080 are are several floating wasp nests. 85 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,520 The ground is cracked and like flames and bubbling lava 86 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,560 are shooting up and out of it. 87 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,400 Down scattering the floor are skeletal remains of creatures. 88 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,560 You can't exactly place creatures from this high up 89 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:45,480 as to what they are, but yeah, you look around 90 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:49,519 and it gives a very distinct sense that you are probably 91 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:55,639 in some section of Avernus, which is a very large plane of hell. 92 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,120 Well, if anything, we're going to be able to find our way 93 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,600 to Thanatos from here. 94 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,759 So things on this layer may not be 95 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:09,160 as challenging. 96 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,480 I don't want to say that. 97 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,640 Are are those giant wasps? 98 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,400 Oh, yeah, hell wasps. 99 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,600 Yeah, it's fine. 100 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,920 You might be able to wrangle one and we can just fly them down. 101 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:23,040 Yeah, they're coming at us. 102 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,520 They're they're coming at us. 103 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,640 Oh, can you move faster? 104 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,720 Can you move faster? 105 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,879 Move faster down the chain. 106 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,480 If you really want to try, although they are very stubborn and, 107 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:32,759 well, hellish. 108 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:36,520 So right now may not be the best opportunity. 109 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,520 Let's roll for an issue. 110 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,920 Marnox, did we has this happened yet in your in this time 111 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,680 where we go to that hill wasp rodeo and there's those two 112 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,759 remember those two guys and they were joined together 113 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,520 and then they were I don't know if you remember. 114 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,240 Has that happened yet? 115 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,560 I want to say yes, oh, so badly. 116 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,439 But I have not even met you yet. 117 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,480 Right. Oh, damn the nine hells I wish I had. 118 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,840 Well, you know what? 119 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,040 We're going to have to try and check it out in the past future. 120 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,600 Then because you loved it. 121 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,120 Loved it. 122 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,879 Vorunax is just quiet as you just like kind of smiles 123 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:23,560 and plushes as much as a green dragon board and can. 124 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,120 Got initiative rolls. 125 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:32,840 Seven for Thea, ten for Night Hunter, ten for Vorunax, ten for Flint. 126 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,520 Oh, tens, tens, tens across the board. 127 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:38,399 Twenty two. 128 00:07:38,399 --> 00:07:40,039 Oh, fuck. 129 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:41,959 Are you are we even playing the same game? 130 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:43,680 I rolled a nat 20. 131 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,240 So I wasted a nat 20 on initiative. 132 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,399 So it's just the first of many. That's that's right. 133 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:49,519 That's right. 134 00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:52,159 Well, Grant has got a ten too, hey. 135 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:53,879 Tens all across the board. 136 00:07:53,879 --> 00:07:55,799 Tens for everyone. 137 00:07:55,799 --> 00:07:59,519 So sorry, we are hanging from these chains. 138 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,719 Yeah. Suspended like like a mile up in the air. 139 00:08:03,719 --> 00:08:05,359 A mile up in the air. 140 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,960 Wow. OK. 141 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:11,520 Which for for us Canadians is a couple of kilometers. 142 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,080 Two point two kilometers. 143 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,160 No, that's that's that's pounds to kilograms. 144 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,480 Yeah. One point two. 145 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,280 Yeah. One point two kilometer. 146 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,360 One point one point six point six. 147 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,280 God, we don't know. Yeah. 148 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,280 Sorry, guys. Hey, this this episode. 149 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,600 Canada is the weirdest place where we use imperial and metric 150 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,520 for different things. 151 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,600 So I don't know how many meters tall I am, but I do know feet in inches. 152 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,840 But I don't know. 153 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,000 But then I know kilometer anyway, Canada, am I right? 154 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,600 Can I try to mass suggestion? 155 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,680 These wasps. 156 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,759 Yeah. Tell me what the. 157 00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:52,280 You know, to tell them to like buzz off. 158 00:08:53,519 --> 00:08:55,879 Oh, I'm sorry. 159 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,280 I'm sorry. That was a hell of a joke. 160 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,240 Don't ever apologize for that. 161 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,000 Oh, behave on a failed save. 162 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,600 It pursues the course of action you describe to the best of its ability. 163 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:13,039 OK, does it have to take so the language you speak or understand? 164 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:15,320 It does have to understand me. 165 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,279 They cannot understand me. 166 00:09:17,279 --> 00:09:21,000 I do speak abyssal and under common. 167 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,240 Do they speak either of those languages? 168 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,080 Do you want to make a quick nature check to see if you know? 169 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:29,000 Sure, I do. That's a ten. 170 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,639 You know that they speak one language. 171 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:36,159 You don't know if it's abyssal or infernal. 172 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:38,679 Oh, I mean, it's hell. 173 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,120 It's probably going to be infernal, right? 174 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,319 Yeah, which I don't think so. 175 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,120 I'm not confident in that. 176 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,360 So why don't I are they are all above us currently? 177 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,799 Yeah, coming out of this 178 00:09:53,799 --> 00:09:59,799 this massive nest above your heads proceeding down towards you at blinding speed. 179 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:05,080 Great. I'm going to cast a wall of light. 180 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,800 OK, and it can be free floating. 181 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:14,440 So each creature in its area needs to make a con saving throw. 182 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,320 OK, are you casting it like where they are 183 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,080 or are you giving a buffer between you and them? 184 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,240 I guess if they're moving quickly, 185 00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:30,080 what I would want to do is put it kind of more in front of them 186 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,639 so that they hit it, so they fly into it. 187 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:34,919 And then maybe dispending on their speed, 188 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,720 just spending depending on their speed, stay in it for longer. 189 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,639 OK, half of them got an 11. 190 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:44,240 Half of them have a 17 for the cons. 191 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:48,879 OK, well, it is a 17, so it beats. 192 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:51,240 So they are all going to take. 193 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:55,440 I don't even have 48 radiant damage. 194 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,960 OK, which is only 16. 195 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:03,639 So a pretty bad roll, but 16 across six different creatures. 196 00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:06,159 That's it. Yeah, that is actually amazing. 197 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,919 And it's blinded for one minute. 198 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,240 Oh, that's relevant. Yeah. 199 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,960 It can make a con save at the end of its turn 200 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:19,680 to end the blindness. 201 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,760 If it ends its turn still in that wall, 202 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,800 it's going to take another 48 damage. 203 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,800 Awesome. OK, it is their turn. 204 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,920 They are blinded. 205 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,440 They are like they hit it and they're stunned back. 206 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,280 They can't exactly see, so they don't know which way to go. 207 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,080 They're going to try and just keep going the way they were going 208 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,440 and proceed into it again. 209 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,880 So they take more damage. 210 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,360 Forty eight, you said. 211 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,640 You betcha. For each of them. 212 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,720 I guess every creature in. 213 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,399 Yeah, every creature that ends its turn in the walls area. 214 00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:58,199 OK, so tell me how how it looks when six hell wasps 215 00:11:58,199 --> 00:12:01,319 explode in a fiery wall of light. 216 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:06,919 Yes, I think just like classic porch bug zapper style 217 00:12:07,319 --> 00:12:11,759 where it met and met and then like and you can hear it. 218 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:13,439 It's like quite audible. 219 00:12:13,439 --> 00:12:17,519 And there's a bit of a scent in the air of that burning as well. 220 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,679 It's a kind of a sweet 221 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:24,840 bacony scent that you get off of them as opposed to the surprisingly delicious. 222 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,439 Exactly. Well, congratulations. 223 00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:29,799 You've defeated my hell wasp puzzle. 224 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:33,240 You can proceed down the chain. 225 00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:38,439 Yeah. The 48 extra damage really, really through that one. 226 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:40,199 That's OK. That was awesome. 227 00:12:40,199 --> 00:12:41,480 Everybody. 228 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:45,240 Sorry. No, these are very high level characters. 229 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,840 I lean over to the end. 230 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,759 I go, I'm glad. 231 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:50,440 I'm glad she's on our team. 232 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,519 Oh, absolutely. She's terrifying. 233 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,440 In the best way. 234 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,320 You all make it down to the ground. 235 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,879 Everybody make a Constitution saving throw, please. 236 00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:06,519 Oh, now it's time to shine. 237 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:11,519 25, 30 for Nighthunter. 238 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,720 Sorry. Yeah. 239 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,800 She's got a con of 13. 240 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,320 Oh, hold on. No, sorry. 241 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,560 Yeah. Saving through. Yeah. Yeah. 242 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,240 And then I only have a plus 10. 243 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,960 Oh, Thea's got 21. 244 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,920 Libsyncy has an 11. 245 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,519 Well, Libsyncy, you get a plus four 246 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,080 because of my aura. 247 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,000 So 15. And Russ, is this a magical effect? 248 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:43,080 It's a it's a hell of fact, not necessarily a magical effect. 249 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,160 Yeah. Let's say an environmental, really. 250 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:49,280 And that puts me at a 14. 251 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,560 OK. Oh, Grancis, too. Right. He's there. 252 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,480 He's there. Grancis got a Grancis got a two. 253 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,680 Oh, no. So Grancis, he's kind of an old guy. 254 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,560 He just had to climb down that whole chain. 255 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,080 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 256 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,360 Do you want to roll for it? 257 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,800 Do we want to roll for Donny? 258 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,320 How do you want to handle Donny? 259 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,960 Well, he's in my pack right now. 260 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,040 So does this affect him if he's not like, is there like a 261 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,000 like an igloo lunchbox, like cold liner in your bag? 262 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,240 Negative. I will roll for Donny. 263 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,879 OK. Five. 264 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,200 I don't know if he has any bonuses. 265 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:33,639 So we're going to say to keep Donny alive. 266 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,080 We're going to say that Libsyncy and Grancis are going to take to D 10. 267 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,639 Essentially fire damage to us. 268 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,000 So that's going to be only seven. 269 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,960 But also all three of those those characters are going to. 270 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,080 Oh, no, you were 14 as well, weren't you? 271 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,160 You're also going to take that seven damage for an ox. All right. 272 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,519 And all of you are going to sustain one level of exhaustion. 273 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:09,400 Oh, yeah. And you feel more winded, 274 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,680 I guess we could say at this point. 275 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,480 Once you reach the ground, you look around and survey your scene. 276 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,640 There's there's high hills all around you. 277 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,680 You look to where you could, you know, hope to find a sun. 278 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,240 And there is none. 279 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,040 Which way do you want to go? 280 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,120 How do you want to proceed? What do you want to do? 281 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,960 All very good questions. Yes, very, very good questions. 282 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:54,880 Well, I'd like to be more help, but I really haven't entered this way, so. 283 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,840 Kind of going to have to figure it out. 284 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,760 I mean, I sort of figured this is kind of like I'm here 285 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:07,680 and I'm going to fight, but like, it's kind of your guys' whole thing. 286 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,600 So I thought you'd probably have like 287 00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,920 I was sort of planning on taking a more 288 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,840 like not a not a leadership role. 289 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,800 Necessarily in this whole save in the world. 290 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,600 Backseat. Exactly. 291 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,279 Thank you. Thank you. Yes. 292 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:29,240 I was going to say subservient, but I could not. 293 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,960 I absolutely was not going to say that to them. 294 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,960 No, you should not say that word. 295 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,720 Never. No. 296 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:40,480 Lip-synchy bouts to no one. 297 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,360 Yeah, we'll definitely be of use once we like get there. 298 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:48,759 But until we get there, we're all in the same boat, I'm guessing. 299 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,960 Yes. But which is hot as hell. 300 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,040 Mm hmm. My God. 301 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,240 OK, well, let's I don't know. 302 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,440 Can I look around? 303 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,360 Like, does there seem to be like a you are here 304 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,839 map? No, no, there's not. 305 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,919 And as as previously mentioned, there's high hills all around. 306 00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:12,279 You seem to be in like this domed area 307 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:17,199 and above you are are several hell was changed. 308 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:20,119 Yeah, changed down to the ground as if they are floating. 309 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,879 Hell wasp nests, which you see up high above you. 310 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:27,679 More hell wasps coming to and from the various nests around you. 311 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:34,759 Perhaps we do not aggravate those insects. 312 00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,319 I can get on board with that. 313 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,720 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 314 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,559 That seems like a great strategy. 315 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,279 That being the case, if they're flying up there, if we want to get advantage point, 316 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:48,559 get a view of what's outside of these mountains that we're inside. 317 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:52,559 Perhaps we try to move as stealthy as possible and quickly. 318 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,679 Let's just choose a direction and go. 319 00:17:56,679 --> 00:17:59,119 Yeah, I agree. All right. 320 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,960 Give me a forward, backward, left or right. 321 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,160 To the right, right is always right. 322 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,200 Left is always right. Oh, God. 323 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,000 No, left is always left. 324 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,120 Just make everybody give me a stealth role, 325 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:21,720 kind of trying to find cover as you're going as hell wasp are passing above. 326 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:29,160 Seventeen, eighteen for nine hundred, thirteen for the five five. 327 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,279 Are you singing as you go? 328 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,480 Complaining about the heat? 329 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,759 My first one was a twenty four. 330 00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:37,319 My second is a twenty two. 331 00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:39,480 I have disadvantage on stealth roles. Oh, me too. 332 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,279 Hence the five for you. 333 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:43,960 I rolled a nineteen otherwise. 334 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,759 I have a plus six, but then I have disadvantage. 335 00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:52,920 So Grants and Vorunax are walking together, telling stories of 336 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,720 days of old, you know, times down in the abyss 337 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,119 that they can really just reflect on and relate to. 338 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,400 Well, you remember that time 339 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,200 when you stuck those pins pins, Nes, 340 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,400 things in my eyes? 341 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,440 I am. That's that sounds familiar. 342 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,040 That's a tried and true trick of the trade. 343 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,200 So, you know, did I heat them up? 344 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,680 Oh, yeah, they were scalding. Yeah, good. 345 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,400 Sometimes I forget that step. 346 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,720 And then, you know, it doesn't caught her eyes. 347 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,640 Then you're just wearing glasses, just wearing glasses. 348 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,440 Yeah, good point and good point. 349 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,040 But if you heat them up, then it burns your eyeballs. 350 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,120 Sounds awful. 351 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,120 Can you guys keep it down? Oh, yeah. 352 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,120 Sorry. Oh, shit. Sorry. 353 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:49,240 Everybody's walking a little bit ahead, trying to get away from these two. 354 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,920 Just because they get swooped by wasps, they'll be like, no, with them. 355 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,560 Vorunax, what's your passive perception? 356 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,720 Oh, that would be a 13. 357 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,440 OK, as you're telling stories, you step in like this. 358 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:13,000 You crunch down into what sounds like something organic. 359 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,919 And you look down at your at your feet 360 00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:20,440 and find that your boot and up your leg is covered 361 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,039 in this black ichor material. 362 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:26,679 And it looks like you've stepped in some sort of like egg sack. 363 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,799 Hey, watch out. 364 00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:34,160 Oh, it's, um, kind of scoop out a little bit of it. 365 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,400 Be like, I, hey, I stepped. 366 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,960 There's something under the sand. 367 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,279 Oh, God. Run. 368 00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:45,680 We need to run. OK, OK. 369 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,320 I love you running. 370 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,560 Book it. And I just point upwards back at the nests. 371 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,600 Oh, oh, don't. Yeah. 372 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,720 No, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 373 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,960 What'd you do? 374 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,720 Nothing. It's fine. 375 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,319 Varnax roll percentile dice, please. 376 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:03,000 All right. That's a two. 377 00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:07,039 So only two come down. 378 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,039 That's that's exactly correct. 379 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,519 I mean, to be upset. 380 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:14,279 That's that's the the it's fine. 381 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:15,920 You're fine. It's OK. 382 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,079 Everybody tears off running in the direction you're going. 383 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,440 And you're making your way up this mountain. 384 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,319 And you look back briefly. 385 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:25,919 Anybody in front of these two? 386 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:29,599 And you see that Varnax is trying to like shake off and like rub off 387 00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:34,399 with this slime that's all over his hand and leg now. 388 00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:39,679 And you make it up to the top of this mountain and you turn around. 389 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:44,279 And as you're all catching your breath and hiding down behind this 390 00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:49,200 this alcove, everybody looks and Varnax's hair. 391 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,279 Well, he doesn't have hair. 392 00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:54,720 His eyes and and scales have become 393 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,160 roll a d4, please. 394 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,240 You got it. 395 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,240 That's a one sexier 396 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:08,960 have become this patterned mottled blue, red and yellow. 397 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,599 It's a bit of a different color scheme. 398 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,319 What happened to their face and body? 399 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,079 I did not. I did not know you could do that. 400 00:22:18,399 --> 00:22:21,159 Have you can you always do that? 401 00:22:21,159 --> 00:22:27,639 I mean, the powers of the Dragonborn are unknown to many, including those 402 00:22:28,159 --> 00:22:29,639 I honestly know. I'm sorry. 403 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,480 I'm not even going to try to keep up the charade. 404 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,279 I I have no idea. 405 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:38,119 I touch this stuff here and I kind of wipe some on Flint. 406 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,079 Cool. That's chaotic of you. 407 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,839 I think he is delighted with us. 408 00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,799 So he takes a step backwards. 409 00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:54,639 Flint roll percentile, please. 410 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:58,159 OK, you totally got it. 411 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,759 Oh, I don't know. 412 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:05,319 I mean, I don't know if this is like nice. 413 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,439 Well, you know how we're nice now, but 414 00:23:08,439 --> 00:23:10,480 it was number one. 415 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,799 You know, I mean, I feel fine otherwise. 416 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:18,480 And I don't think it's a problem that I know 41 Russ can tell. 417 00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:20,119 Discussing how you probably shouldn't do that. 418 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,279 Flint's trying to rub it off. 419 00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:25,399 And then you look back at Flint and you see that his skin 420 00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:30,000 where he's trying to where it was placed and working its way out 421 00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:32,599 and across is now becoming scabby. 422 00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:37,079 Oh, Flint. 423 00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:39,079 Ew, Vorunax. 424 00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:42,639 I'm sorry. I start wiping it on the ground, like trying to get it off my hands. 425 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,480 Try not to actively like destroy our whole situation here. 426 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,320 I mean, we have to fight orcas, you guys. 427 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:57,600 So Flint, you're your skin is being covered. 428 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,040 It will be covered entirely in scabs eventually rather quickly. 429 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,840 You gain a plus one to your AC, though. 430 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,280 Oh, all right. 431 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,520 But you lose two to your charisma as long as as long as the scabs 432 00:24:11,559 --> 00:24:14,639 skin is not, I guess, not sexy. 433 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,920 Agree to disagree, but what else? 434 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,079 Feel free to keep track of that until you find a way to get rid of it. 435 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:28,039 Or maybe you won't, because this high AC, low charisma lifestyle 436 00:24:28,039 --> 00:24:29,839 might work for you. I don't know. 437 00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:31,480 Does it hurt? 438 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,400 I mean, yeah. 439 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,319 Oh, oh, does yours hurt? 440 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,279 No. I feel, again, totally fine. 441 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:44,279 I think merely cosmetic and may be great 442 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:47,879 because maybe now it won't be recognized as easily. 443 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,839 This is perfect, actually. 444 00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:51,160 It is not perfect. 445 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:56,000 You are supposed to be a guy who know orcas who get close to him. 446 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,799 That is something that is beneficial. 447 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,799 Right. That's a very, very good point. 448 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,200 I'm glad somebody remembers these things. 449 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,839 Yes, you did the wrong thing. 450 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,519 Feel shame and disappointment with you. 451 00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:13,319 Like everybody does to you. 452 00:25:13,319 --> 00:25:15,799 OK, I will. I'll work on. 453 00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:19,160 I'll work on the shame part. 454 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,079 And disappointment. 455 00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:22,319 That doesn't come easily these days. 456 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,119 Hey, who's that over there? 457 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,240 Stop yelling. 458 00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:32,160 I'm drawing attention to the man peeing into the hot wind. 459 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,160 You turn and you see 460 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,120 first, there's this two wheeled, 461 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,040 it looks like organic sort of a kind of machine. 462 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,680 And behind it, next to this large rock 463 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:56,519 is a what appears to be a humanoid male. 464 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,040 What appears to be some sort of humanoid creature 465 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,040 peeing into the hot wind. 466 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,120 He is a slender elf like figure. 467 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,440 He's got long red hair. 468 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:14,440 He's got this wooden, twisted crown on his head 469 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:19,840 and the greenery from the shoulders down his arms 470 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,680 and a long blade at his hip. 471 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,440 And he's just whistling and singing to himself 472 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,880 as he pees into this hot, blasting wind 473 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,880 that's coming up and over this mountain towards you. 474 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,680 How does he do that with not holding onto? 475 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,560 His hands are in the air. 476 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,400 How is that? 477 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,360 I don't know. 478 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,680 Every time I try that, it just splashes back. 479 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,720 Okay, you guys now we're just staring at him. 480 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,279 We have to, should we say something? 481 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,640 Is this, do you guys know him? 482 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,279 Russ, can I roll, I don't know, history 483 00:26:58,279 --> 00:26:59,480 to see if I like? 484 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,720 Sure. I don't know. 485 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,560 Yeah, why not? 486 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,160 Famous Jim Bubb constantly, 487 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,160 a well-known for peeing into the hot of Vernus Wind. 488 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,040 I wanna meet the followers of this god. 489 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,240 You're all the one, so. 490 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,560 Yeah, you recognize him. 491 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,440 Guys, I think he's peeing. 492 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,840 I think he's peeing, guys. 493 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,840 The figure turns and looks over his shoulder 494 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,400 and he has this unnerving smile on his face. 495 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,600 The Russell special. 496 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,440 Hi. 497 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:31,960 Hi. 498 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:34,079 Pleasure to see you here. 499 00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:35,559 Excuse me, one moment. 500 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,960 Just needed a little quick break there. 501 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,360 I saw you running away. 502 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,680 I thought I'd wait here 503 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,319 because you were coming this direction. 504 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:48,880 No, what's happening? 505 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,279 How you doing down here? 506 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,200 I mean, I'm covered in like scabby blisters, 507 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,039 not great. 508 00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:56,920 Yeah, you touched the ichor, did you? 509 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,559 Well, I didn't. 510 00:27:58,559 --> 00:27:59,799 I did. 511 00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:00,640 I put it on him. 512 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,080 I put it on him. 513 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't touch the ichor. 514 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,759 Thanks. 515 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:10,920 What do you know about the ichor specifically? 516 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,960 Oh, well, if you touch it, it turns your skin 517 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,720 and all sorts of weird, weird contusions 518 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,360 can make your bones brittle, 519 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,520 can really just wreck your day. 520 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,920 Uh, there are fixes for it, 521 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,280 but unfortunately I don't have any of those. 522 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,520 It's not part of my trade, that's for sure. 523 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,039 You know what the fixes are? 524 00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:34,240 Yeah, they're potions, 525 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,000 they're all sorts of things that are available. 526 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,079 And what is your trade? 527 00:28:39,079 --> 00:28:44,079 I am one who spends a lot of time down here, 528 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,559 really bringing people together. 529 00:28:50,559 --> 00:28:53,839 So like, like a matchmaker? 530 00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:58,200 Matchmaker, matchmaker, yeah, let's make a match. 531 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,360 Find you some time, catch you, catch you. 532 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,279 No, you don't want to be caught. 533 00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:04,279 You don't want to be caught down here. 534 00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:07,080 And at that you hear like a rumbling sound 535 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,519 down the mountain, the way you're currently walking. 536 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,039 And you see more of these machines 537 00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:17,039 that are similar to the one that's in front of you. 538 00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:20,680 So much larger and some of the similar smaller ones 539 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,279 like tearing across this hellish landscape. 540 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,759 And out over that landscape, 541 00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:30,839 you see a giant twisting river 542 00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:35,839 cutting through the entire scene before you. 543 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,480 Are you playing some sort of tag game? 544 00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:40,519 I'm playing a tag game. 545 00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:42,519 I don't know, you said don't get caught. 546 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:45,519 Oh, well, no, if you get caught by any of the gangs, 547 00:29:47,799 --> 00:29:52,799 the war bands, anybody who- 548 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,240 The street youths? 549 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,759 Yeah, the street youths. 550 00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:57,400 Watch out for the street youths. 551 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,680 I hear the backwards baseball cap kids 552 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,519 are back at it again. 553 00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:04,960 They are the worst, but they will take your soul. 554 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,000 And then you'll be stuck here forever. 555 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,840 Oh. 556 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,680 Yes. 557 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,519 Okay. 558 00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,759 And you do not take souls? 559 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:17,759 Ah, well, I deal in souls, 560 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,880 but not in the strict sense 561 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,880 that I'm trying to keep people here. 562 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,880 I mean, I was left here some time ago. 563 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,720 I'm sorry. 564 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,760 Yeah, it's a real sad story. 565 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,640 My adventuring group was coming down here 566 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:36,640 to try and right wrongs, try and see new things, 567 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,800 try and get out of the fae and into hell. 568 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,200 And then when it was like time to leave, 569 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,400 I got stuck and left behind and they left. 570 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,240 So now I'm here. 571 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,040 Did your group have like a cool name? 572 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,280 Well, names are the hardest thing 573 00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:55,240 to come up with for any group. 574 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,839 So we gathered for several years 575 00:30:57,839 --> 00:30:59,359 and tried to come up with a name. 576 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,480 And eventually we tricked some other group 577 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,879 into naming us the really cool friends. 578 00:31:05,879 --> 00:31:07,319 The really cool friends of hell 579 00:31:07,319 --> 00:31:09,319 because we were down here for quite a long time. 580 00:31:09,319 --> 00:31:13,160 So we decided to associate that with our home base. 581 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,039 Yeah, yeah, but they found a way out. 582 00:31:16,039 --> 00:31:19,799 Well, speaking of names, what's your name? 583 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:22,359 You can call me Smiler. 584 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,200 And what did you do to betray your friends 585 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,960 to have them leave you here? 586 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,799 Betray? 587 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,440 Ah, I didn't betray anybody. 588 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,720 Well, if they were your friends, 589 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,240 they wouldn't have just left you here, surely. 590 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,879 I told you, I was trapped. 591 00:31:38,879 --> 00:31:41,399 I was left, I was fought for dead. 592 00:31:44,599 --> 00:31:46,279 So no hard feelings. 593 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,519 They thought you were dead. 594 00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:50,000 You do not stick around for dead teammates. 595 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,960 You just leave. 596 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,120 I mean, you could at least check a pulse, right? 597 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,640 Well, when you are running for your life and soul, 598 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,480 do you? 599 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,000 Yeah, no, that's fair, that's fair. 600 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,840 I guess being trapped down here 601 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,799 for what seems like an eternity is my fault. 602 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,400 That is not what they say. 603 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,720 Just that perhaps we can bring you out with us. 604 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,759 Oh, you want to take me out with you? 605 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:15,039 Do you have soul? 606 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:16,640 Of course I have a soul. 607 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,720 They haven't caught me. 608 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,120 Unless you're wanting revenge against those 609 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,560 who left you behind. 610 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,400 No. 611 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,880 Wait, you sure? Yes? 612 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,720 No. Do you? 613 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,560 Yes? 614 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,080 Which is the right answer? 615 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,280 What kind of, what are you, 616 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,160 you tell me more about yourselves 617 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,840 and then I will tell you if I want revenge or not. 618 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,680 I sell you something, you sell me something. 619 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,520 Okay. 620 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,920 I sell you revenge against the people 621 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,800 who left you here for an eternity of hell. 622 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,040 Right. 623 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,240 And you sell me information on 624 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,080 the best way to get to Thanatos. 625 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,800 Oh, you want to get to Thanatos? 626 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,480 That's a long journey. 627 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,079 You got to take the best way out is the river. 628 00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:56,279 This is the river Styx. 629 00:32:56,279 --> 00:32:59,720 That's the same river that flows all the way up here too. 630 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,359 Yeah, no, it goes all the way from the material plane, 631 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,639 cuts down through the hells 632 00:33:04,639 --> 00:33:08,720 and then eventually finds its way down into the abyss, 633 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,200 the lower levels, you know, 634 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,559 the sub-basement of existence. 635 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,799 But you want to go there. 636 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,119 So that's a really great place. 637 00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:21,680 It's like a, it's a holiday getaway. 638 00:33:22,879 --> 00:33:23,720 There you go. 639 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,559 You understand. 640 00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:26,000 So is there like a boat? 641 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,680 Yeah, of course there's a boat. 642 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,639 You have to pay to get on the boat. 643 00:33:29,639 --> 00:33:31,159 You've got soul coins, yes? 644 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,720 Yeah. 645 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,799 He reaches into his pocket and flips a coin 646 00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:38,240 and it like Glimers this red color 647 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,240 and lands back in his hand. 648 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,119 Yeah, soul coins. 649 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,639 He kind of shows it in front of you. 650 00:33:41,639 --> 00:33:46,559 There's like this image of a screaming face on it. 651 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:48,599 And as it passes near you, 652 00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:52,119 you hear like this echoing cry that comes from it. 653 00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:54,519 And he tosses it back in his pocket. 654 00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:56,119 Yeah, it's the currency down here. 655 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,159 It's how you get anything done. 656 00:33:58,159 --> 00:33:59,839 That's horrifying. 657 00:34:01,879 --> 00:34:03,319 Well, it is hell. 658 00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:04,919 Yeah, I guess. 659 00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:05,759 When in Rome. 660 00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:08,480 Did you, did you like do research 661 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,239 before you took the tour guide? 662 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,080 Um. 663 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,480 Like even like, what's the temperature in hell? 664 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,080 Like this time of year? 665 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,200 It changes yearly? 666 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,160 No, it's always the same. 667 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,160 I just figured it'd be hot. 668 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,560 Just asking information of how much you did 669 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,520 to prepare for coming to hell. 670 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,760 Like, it seems like you could be stuck here 671 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,840 for a really long time unless someone decided to help you. 672 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,160 Well, we would make it worth that person's while for sure. 673 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,000 Really? 674 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,440 Especially if the person had soul coins 675 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,880 they could help us out with. 676 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,960 And maybe come along with us? 677 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,800 Oh. 678 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,880 And that way we could ensure we get them out. 679 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,880 I take one of the abyss. 680 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,199 And if that person wanted like a world to be around 681 00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,320 when they left hell, 682 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,840 that might be a good reason to help us too. 683 00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,679 Truth. 684 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,639 Very good. 685 00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:03,559 Let me think. 686 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,880 A world to left to possibly get revenge. 687 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,480 Could have a fun like little tag long journey. 688 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,320 Could be fun. 689 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,159 Could be fun. 690 00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:18,000 We have snacks. 691 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,639 We've got snacks. 692 00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:21,320 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 693 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,320 Well, snacks are better than most of the food 694 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,159 you find here. 695 00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:26,840 The water is hit and miss. 696 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,079 Little sour, a little like sulfuric. 697 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:32,360 Like burns the nostrils. 698 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,800 Thea holds up a bag of chips. 699 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,840 That's right. 700 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:39,400 They've got potatoes. 701 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,840 They've figured out chips. 702 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,680 Yeah, absolutely. 703 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,519 Yeah. 704 00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:47,519 Hey everyone, it's me, your dungeon master, Russ More, 705 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,160 hanging out with you in the middle of the middle. 706 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,480 That's where we like to hang. 707 00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:00,320 I'm producing this late and getting it to you now. 708 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,360 I mean, it's only late if you're expecting it 709 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,559 at a specific time. 710 00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:08,519 I think it showed up right when you needed it. 711 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:10,960 Whatever you were doing just before this 712 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,920 and you saw that Dumbgeons and Dragons had a new episode, 713 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,239 I bet you, I hope that it made your day 714 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,639 just a little bit brighter. 715 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,199 I also hope that you were having just a great day too. 716 00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:23,480 We're back in the regular story. 717 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,320 We're making sure you're getting your regular episodes. 718 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,679 We're getting caught up on a lot of Patreon stuff. 719 00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:29,239 Yes, we fell a little bit behind. 720 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,599 Life is busy and we wanna make sure 721 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:34,759 that we are doing the best for you. 722 00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:37,400 Carla stepped in to help on some dialogue editing. 723 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,000 She's also helping with the newsletter. 724 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,360 Have you signed up for the newsletter yet? 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777 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:36,980 Well, you could trade for them 778 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,299 to with somebody other than me. 779 00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:39,659 Cause I don't want to give my soul coins up. 780 00:38:39,659 --> 00:38:41,239 Just in case your plan goes south, 781 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,059 I need to have some currency to be able to get to 782 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:46,619 and from and, and deal with my own accord and affairs. 783 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:50,579 There are, you got to travel the river sticks, right? 784 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:53,019 So they probably don't want to see you going that way. 785 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:56,259 So there's one problem that you two have. 786 00:38:56,259 --> 00:38:59,299 And he points to Flint and Vorunax is that your, 787 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:03,140 your appearance appears different. 788 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,019 They can all tell that you touched the Icar. 789 00:39:08,019 --> 00:39:11,580 So, I mean, you, you might want to fix that 790 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,500 before you leave. 791 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,580 What happens if we don't? 792 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:18,060 Well, your friend here is covered in scabs 793 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:21,500 for eternity or until he dies. 794 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,500 And you, I guess you really, 795 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,980 you really don't have the worst I've seen. 796 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:30,740 So if you live long enough, 797 00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,780 maybe it will just continue to be this rainbow 798 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:35,780 speckled thing you got going on here. 799 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:36,980 That's kind of, that's kind of cool. 800 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:37,940 Kind of got a peacock vibe. 801 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:38,780 A little bit. 802 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:42,579 You know, I bet a few sheddings it'll be cleared up. 803 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:45,840 Now, are you saying that if we leave here 804 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,500 without resolving these issues, 805 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,579 they're permanent and nothing can be done 806 00:39:52,579 --> 00:39:55,420 once outside the realm of Avernus? 807 00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,579 I haven't left to test. 808 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,300 Most people perish here. 809 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:02,099 You haven't left to test. 810 00:40:02,099 --> 00:40:04,900 So what changed about you? 811 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:09,099 Well, nothing visible. 812 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:12,260 Oh my God, that's why he didn't have to hold on to pee. 813 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,380 Are you saying he got a floating penis? 814 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:16,539 Or what are you, was that what happened? 815 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,740 You got Icar on your penis 816 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,539 and then it started just floating? 817 00:40:20,539 --> 00:40:23,740 Because that's quite specific. 818 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,260 You spend enough time in Avernus, 819 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,620 you try a lot of things. 820 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:29,460 I'm gonna believe that to check out. 821 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:35,260 Now, as far as these magnificent contraptions 822 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:37,860 I see rolling around and here in front of us, 823 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:40,260 and you said we have to pay somebody on the boat. 824 00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:43,180 I imagine you're talking about the ferrymen. 825 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:47,460 What if we made our own boat? 826 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,460 You could try. 827 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,900 Yeah, yeah, oh, absolutely. 828 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,860 I've seen many people put together a boat 829 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:54,340 and head out on the river, 830 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:56,820 ne'er to be seen again. 831 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:58,460 Because they made it out? 832 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,059 That's right. 833 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,660 No, the boat sometimes comes back. 834 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:07,620 But they didn't need it anymore, so they got off? 835 00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:12,420 No, yeah, so you try and travel the river 836 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:15,340 and you end up here, you end up there. 837 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:18,140 You probably don't end up anywhere you wanna be. 838 00:41:19,139 --> 00:41:22,059 It twists, it turns, it moves between planes. 839 00:41:22,059 --> 00:41:25,339 You end up in some sort of Yinogu temple. 840 00:41:25,339 --> 00:41:27,379 You're eaten by this giant, 841 00:41:27,379 --> 00:41:31,980 giant, you know? 842 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:32,819 The gnoll. 843 00:41:32,819 --> 00:41:34,619 The gnoll, yeah, yeah, that one. 844 00:41:36,179 --> 00:41:37,219 That does not sound good. 845 00:41:37,219 --> 00:41:38,859 I do not want to do that one. 846 00:41:38,859 --> 00:41:42,420 So ferrymen's kinda the only way. 847 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,579 You need a tour guide. 848 00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:45,940 They're your best bet. 849 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,539 Okay, okay. 850 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,059 So finding soul coins. 851 00:41:49,059 --> 00:41:51,940 So if you want to fix whatever you have goin' on, 852 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,259 or if you're cool with the colors, 853 00:41:53,259 --> 00:41:55,179 there's the wandering emporium 854 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,659 that I could take you to go see Mahati, 855 00:41:58,659 --> 00:42:00,500 and he might be able to set you up. 856 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,219 But again, soul coins currency, 857 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:06,099 so maybe you want to find some of those too. 858 00:42:07,059 --> 00:42:10,259 There's some folks who hang out 859 00:42:10,259 --> 00:42:12,340 in the stick's watchtowers. 860 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:16,699 They often have a few floatin' around 861 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,220 for hittin' the town. 862 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:20,500 You take them out. 863 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,620 You take their coins. 864 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:23,460 Then you got currency for the boat. 865 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:27,580 You got currency for your, what, ales ya? 866 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,820 And then, not only would you take out 867 00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:31,860 everything in the watchtower, 868 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:34,300 they probably wouldn't shoot at you with anything, 869 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,420 because you don't look like 870 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:38,820 you need to be traveling the river sticks. 871 00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:39,980 Watchtower first? 872 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:41,820 Think it sounds like a solid plan. 873 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:42,900 Yeah. 874 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:43,740 Do you want to come with us? 875 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,340 You can have all of our extra soul coins 876 00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,380 that we don't need. 877 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,220 Oh. 878 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,300 And this bag of chips. 879 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:52,660 All right. 880 00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:54,539 Literally just gotta drive us there. 881 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:56,180 Sure, yeah, everybody hop. 882 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,700 Oh, there's only a couple seats. 883 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,140 That's okay, I'll ride really slow. 884 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,860 One of you can each take turns. 885 00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:04,340 Or we can go get a war machine. 886 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:06,579 That could be really fun. 887 00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:07,420 Are they bigger? 888 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,820 Yes. 889 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:13,220 You just have to take one out. 890 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,900 Like, take the people off of it. 891 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,740 Remove them. 892 00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:17,620 How many people are in them? 893 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:19,460 Yeah, it could be one. 894 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:22,140 Could be seven. 895 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:22,980 Could be- 896 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:24,820 How often is it one? 897 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:26,220 If you're looking for a big one 898 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,980 with some room to play, 899 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,580 it's not likely that there'll just be one. 900 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,420 There could be several. 901 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,260 Several, several, several. 902 00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:37,180 And how far is the guard tower? 903 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,100 Like, do we need a machine to get there? 904 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:42,580 Can we just kind of plod along till we- 905 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,220 Walk and not, you know, 906 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,940 draw attention to ourselves? 907 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:50,940 He pulls out a, like, a binocular telescopic device. 908 00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:53,020 A looky-loo? 909 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:55,780 It's slightly different than a looky-loo. 910 00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:56,820 Looky-loo's a singular. 911 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,260 It's a monocule. 912 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,420 Monocule, monoc, monocle. 913 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:02,900 I like monocular. 914 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:03,740 Monocle. 915 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:08,380 Pulls it out and kind of just moves along the river 916 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:10,540 and says, right, there's one. 917 00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:12,660 There's one down there. 918 00:44:12,659 --> 00:44:15,019 Shows it to you and points it out. 919 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:17,699 It's a fair ways down there. 920 00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:20,219 Probably take you a day or so to travel that far, 921 00:44:20,219 --> 00:44:23,219 but if you don't get lost, 922 00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:25,299 you should be able to make it just fine. 923 00:44:25,299 --> 00:44:27,019 But war machines, 924 00:44:27,019 --> 00:44:29,059 you could get there in a couple hours. 925 00:44:31,099 --> 00:44:33,179 And there goes another group right there. 926 00:44:33,179 --> 00:44:34,940 Okay, I'm gonna be honest with y'all 927 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,500 because I'm working on that part, honesty. 928 00:44:38,339 --> 00:44:40,460 I wanna take out a war machine. 929 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,539 I do kind of want a war machine. 930 00:44:43,579 --> 00:44:45,179 I mean, it sounds pretty cool. 931 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:50,260 I mean, lip-synchy? 932 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:54,380 Oh, I mean, obviously like death and chaos 933 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:57,619 is kind of like, I'm pretty into it. 934 00:44:57,619 --> 00:44:59,860 So I'm, I mean, I'm not, 935 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:01,340 I'm trying to stop with that, 936 00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:03,420 but my instincts are still, 937 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:06,220 yeah, obviously, let's steal a war machine. 938 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:10,380 I mean, I wanna double check with the people 939 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,140 I've joined up recently. 940 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:14,260 I mean, mostly devils untoward people. 941 00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:19,260 There's nothing wrong with a little chaos, right? 942 00:45:19,619 --> 00:45:21,059 When it comes to people here? 943 00:45:21,059 --> 00:45:23,579 Yeah, this wouldn't be frowned upon, right? 944 00:45:23,579 --> 00:45:25,900 These aren't people that we need to like protect 945 00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,340 and save and blah, blah, blah, blah. 946 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:30,260 Just more of a, 947 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,220 I think this might be a moment 948 00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,820 when your penchant for chaos and destruction 949 00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:36,900 might actually come in handy. 950 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:40,539 I mean, as long as it's always working 951 00:45:40,539 --> 00:45:44,500 toward the goal of defeating Orcus and saving the world, 952 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,260 I say go for it. 953 00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:49,660 Oh, so this is such an important clarification. 954 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,139 So I just wanna be clear. 955 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:55,460 We can kill and destroy and cause mayhem 956 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:59,059 as long as like your side says it's cool. 957 00:46:00,099 --> 00:46:03,460 Well, as long as it's working toward the goal. 958 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,180 So like, don't like go out of your way 959 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:09,179 to murder people where it's not gonna benefit the cause, 960 00:46:09,179 --> 00:46:11,179 but don't just go ahead and murder people 961 00:46:11,179 --> 00:46:13,460 and say it's in the name of, 962 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,819 cause that's just, that's fucked up. 963 00:46:16,819 --> 00:46:18,219 Yeah, we don't wanna do that. 964 00:46:18,219 --> 00:46:19,539 Yeah, cause we're not in the name of, 965 00:46:19,539 --> 00:46:21,779 we just don't want our world to be destroyed. 966 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,619 And you know what? 967 00:46:22,619 --> 00:46:23,859 If you've got to kill a few people 968 00:46:23,859 --> 00:46:24,819 and steal the war machine 969 00:46:24,819 --> 00:46:26,859 to make sure that we do that timely, 970 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:28,859 then let's do it. 971 00:46:29,819 --> 00:46:31,019 Unleash the beast. 972 00:46:33,099 --> 00:46:34,539 Put your penis back in. 973 00:46:34,539 --> 00:46:35,539 Sorry. 974 00:46:35,539 --> 00:46:38,699 How do you have to pee this much? 975 00:46:38,699 --> 00:46:40,900 Uh, here's the thing. 976 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,259 When you drink some of the water, 977 00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:45,059 sometimes it just runs right through you. 978 00:46:45,059 --> 00:46:46,539 I think that's called Giardia. 979 00:46:46,539 --> 00:46:48,739 Oh, there's a name for it. 980 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,219 Yeah, that seems to check out 981 00:46:50,219 --> 00:46:52,460 with how they run things down here. 982 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,340 They wouldn't give you just clean water. 983 00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:57,340 It's probably got just floaties in it. 984 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,300 It's contaminated. 985 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,619 It's like it's been sitting out all day 986 00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,340 on a kitchen table and no one will touch it 987 00:47:03,340 --> 00:47:05,019 because it's just the worst. 988 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:07,019 It's true. 989 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:10,340 Bedside table water? 990 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:11,660 No, thank you. 991 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,860 Oh God. 992 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:14,019 It doesn't have a lid on it. 993 00:47:14,019 --> 00:47:16,059 It's likely contaminated. 994 00:47:17,059 --> 00:47:18,019 All right. 995 00:47:18,019 --> 00:47:18,860 Okay. 996 00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:20,820 Well, here comes another, 997 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,180 how do we know is a good one? 998 00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,019 Okay. 999 00:47:23,019 --> 00:47:24,300 So do you want, how many of you are? 1000 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,780 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1001 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:27,100 And then if I'm coming, 1002 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,860 we'll see about that later, 1003 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:31,700 but there's eight total bed judging 1004 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:33,500 by the size of the bag. 1005 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:36,060 You've got somebody hiding in your bag. 1006 00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:36,900 Maybe. 1007 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,380 Neither here nor there. 1008 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,540 Maybe they shrunk down 1009 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:41,860 because they also stuck the anchor. 1010 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,700 I don't know. 1011 00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,100 I don't know what's in your bag. 1012 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:48,580 But yeah, what I'll do is I'll create a diversion 1013 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,540 in front of this. 1014 00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:50,700 Oh, so do you want, 1015 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:54,140 if you want to fit eight into one single one, 1016 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:56,620 we can get either a couple smaller ones 1017 00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:58,340 that can fit four and four, 1018 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,220 or we can get like one of those scavengers. 1019 00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:04,900 You look down and it's got the slanted hood to it 1020 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:09,460 with these huge like bone tooth spikes coming out of it 1021 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,180 with this giant grabbing claw at the back, 1022 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,380 or one of the demon grinders coming around the corner. 1023 00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:17,380 And it's got like this huge mauve teeth on the front 1024 00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:18,660 that's like moving up and down 1025 00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:21,900 and this massive wrecking ball hanging off of the back. 1026 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,660 Oh, I want demon grinder. 1027 00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:25,500 Correct. 1028 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,820 Yeah, the demon grinder is the good one. 1029 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,900 They're a lot of fun to ride around. 1030 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,460 Are there any war machines 1031 00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:37,660 with one of those do for years on them? 1032 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,300 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1033 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:43,500 We could wait and see if there's a roaming group 1034 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,940 of bards hanging around. 1035 00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:49,900 This is unlikely, bards die first. 1036 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:51,740 Of course. 1037 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:52,580 Yeah, yeah. 1038 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,539 Any of you bards? 1039 00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:55,820 No. 1040 00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:56,980 Spit on the ground, no. 1041 00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,340 Oh, I thought about it once, 1042 00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:01,179 but I couldn't play an instrument. 1043 00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:02,579 Well, that's too bad for you. 1044 00:49:02,579 --> 00:49:03,820 You're probably gonna die first. 1045 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,420 Because he can't play an instrument. 1046 00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:07,780 I did die first the last time. 1047 00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:09,139 And the first time. 1048 00:49:09,139 --> 00:49:10,980 And the first time. 1049 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:12,820 I've died again and again and again, 1050 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,780 so it's new, it's a old hat for me. 1051 00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:19,019 All right, well, I mean, that one looks good. 1052 00:49:19,019 --> 00:49:21,820 It's got like teeth and a wrecking ball. 1053 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:24,740 Mm-hmm, those grindy saw blade wheels 1054 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,900 really just tear up the earth beneath you. 1055 00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:29,579 So what are we talking about? 1056 00:49:29,579 --> 00:49:32,780 So let's say, worst case scenario, 1057 00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:37,099 there's like eight of... 1058 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:37,940 Yeah. 1059 00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:39,300 What's driving that thing? 1060 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,619 In the one, there's gonna be, 1061 00:49:42,619 --> 00:49:44,740 there's probably gonna be some madcaps, 1062 00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:48,780 there's probably gonna be some just your standard demons. 1063 00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:51,980 Might be a red cap, like a helm in the wheel 1064 00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:53,660 because they've got a little bit more, 1065 00:49:53,739 --> 00:49:57,219 they're still wild and just like ready to party, 1066 00:49:57,219 --> 00:50:01,139 but they can handle, when it comes time 1067 00:50:01,139 --> 00:50:03,619 to tearing up and getting away, 1068 00:50:03,619 --> 00:50:04,819 they've still got it in them. 1069 00:50:04,819 --> 00:50:09,500 Okay, we are all people on our people legs. 1070 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:13,099 How do we get one of these? 1071 00:50:13,099 --> 00:50:15,099 Well, so we're gonna have to go down the mountain. 1072 00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:16,659 I will go ahead. 1073 00:50:18,179 --> 00:50:21,139 He pulls out his binocules again 1074 00:50:21,139 --> 00:50:26,139 and looks down and says, I might know them. 1075 00:50:26,139 --> 00:50:28,219 I could just get them to, you know, 1076 00:50:28,219 --> 00:50:31,579 separate off from the rest of the crew 1077 00:50:31,579 --> 00:50:32,819 and just kind of pull them over 1078 00:50:32,819 --> 00:50:35,179 and just give them like, hey, what's happening? 1079 00:50:35,179 --> 00:50:39,019 You sneak up behind and jump them. 1080 00:50:40,299 --> 00:50:42,099 Okay, now you know these people. 1081 00:50:42,099 --> 00:50:44,259 What's to say that you don't tell them 1082 00:50:44,259 --> 00:50:46,819 that we're there and then they kill us? 1083 00:50:46,819 --> 00:50:48,139 Why would I do that? 1084 00:50:48,139 --> 00:50:50,099 We have become the best of friends. 1085 00:50:50,099 --> 00:50:53,420 You've seen me pee twice, three times now. 1086 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,179 How do you make a soul coin? 1087 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:03,059 Well, the soul is captured into a capsule 1088 00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:05,019 and then you take it to the bank 1089 00:51:05,019 --> 00:51:08,539 and they put it into the coin, 1090 00:51:08,539 --> 00:51:11,420 but likely everybody carries them. 1091 00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:15,539 So you dispatch of them, knock them out, 1092 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:19,339 put them to sleep, kill them. 1093 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:21,700 And then you can take their soul coins. 1094 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:24,539 And also their souls to turn into coins? 1095 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,340 Well, their souls just, if you kill them, 1096 00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,780 the souls leave and they're just floating around 1097 00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:29,980 and people capture them. 1098 00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,579 So we could just, okay. 1099 00:51:34,579 --> 00:51:35,420 Yeah. 1100 00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:36,980 Is there like a bank nearby? 1101 00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,700 Can we just rob a bank? 1102 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:40,579 I'm just looking at this. 1103 00:51:40,579 --> 00:51:41,780 You want to rob a bank in a furnace? 1104 00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,860 What are you nuts? 1105 00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:44,700 Maybe. 1106 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,539 I don't know. 1107 00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:48,860 I mean, it excites me again. 1108 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:51,019 Sure, sure. 1109 00:51:51,019 --> 00:51:51,860 What I'm telling you 1110 00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:54,620 is they probably have currency on them. 1111 00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,140 So you can just loot their pockets. 1112 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:56,980 I know. 1113 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,740 I'm just thinking, if you double cross us, 1114 00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:02,420 we are eight coins, are we not? 1115 00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,460 I mean, together, if you include me, 1116 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,460 there's only seven of you. 1117 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,380 So that'd be seven coins. 1118 00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:09,740 I wouldn't turn myself into a coin. 1119 00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:10,780 That just seems ridiculous. 1120 00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:13,579 Okay, so you would turn us into coins. 1121 00:52:13,579 --> 00:52:16,180 Well, if you die, that's a soul gone to waste. 1122 00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:18,059 Why wouldn't I? 1123 00:52:19,059 --> 00:52:20,259 Guys, I don't know what to do. 1124 00:52:20,259 --> 00:52:23,340 Should we just kill this guy and take his machine? 1125 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,900 Yeah, you've got a machine and coins. 1126 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,340 So really what you've been saying 1127 00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:31,219 is we need to kill someone or knock them out, 1128 00:52:31,219 --> 00:52:34,099 knock them out, and just rob them. 1129 00:52:35,059 --> 00:52:38,059 He's backing up towards his machine. 1130 00:52:38,059 --> 00:52:39,900 Does it actually look like we wouldn't be able 1131 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,380 to all fit on his machine? 1132 00:52:41,380 --> 00:52:45,739 Yeah, it clearly looks like it holds maximum two people. 1133 00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:46,579 Gotcha. 1134 00:52:46,779 --> 00:52:48,179 You got the sporty coupe. 1135 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:53,699 Yeah, this Devil's Ride, it really only is just for you 1136 00:52:53,699 --> 00:52:55,860 and one other special someone. 1137 00:52:57,579 --> 00:53:02,579 Riding out to see the fires broiling on the horizon. 1138 00:53:04,539 --> 00:53:06,579 There's no sunset or sunrise here. 1139 00:53:06,579 --> 00:53:08,900 It's just all hell. 1140 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:13,460 See, I would feel better if you showed some real 1141 00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:16,460 interest in getting out and seeking revenge 1142 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:19,980 on your buddies or the chips. 1143 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:22,019 I really thought the chips would be a little more exciting 1144 00:53:22,019 --> 00:53:25,860 considering how long have you been down here? 1145 00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:27,900 Have you had a salty snack? 1146 00:53:29,019 --> 00:53:32,980 I can hop from plane to plane myself. 1147 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,740 So, like look. 1148 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:37,860 So you're not all dit. 1149 00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:40,420 So you are down here by choice? 1150 00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:42,659 No. 1151 00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:45,740 I just keep coming back. 1152 00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:47,940 Like every time I, he snaps his fingers 1153 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:51,460 and now you're in this lush green rainforest 1154 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:55,460 with birds, the sound of birds chirping overhead 1155 00:53:55,460 --> 00:54:00,460 and these large like vines coming down all around you. 1156 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:03,940 And you hear this voice begin to echo around you. 1157 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:08,740 And it says, I just come here to relax and get away. 1158 00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:10,420 And it's cooler, isn't it? 1159 00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:11,340 It does feel cooler. 1160 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:13,940 There's a slight breeze cutting through. 1161 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,620 And the vines around you begin to move 1162 00:54:19,539 --> 00:54:21,660 and wrap themselves around you. 1163 00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:22,860 There it is. 1164 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,059 That's a fucking guy. 1165 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,860 Look, I was trying to give you an easy way out. 1166 00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:30,780 You take out some people who don't like me very much 1167 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:32,460 and then you get your soul coins 1168 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,579 and you can go along the way. 1169 00:54:33,579 --> 00:54:36,059 But now you're talking about taking my things 1170 00:54:36,059 --> 00:54:38,340 and I don't really want that to happen. 1171 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:41,100 You were not very clear about taking out people 1172 00:54:41,099 --> 00:54:42,739 that don't like you. 1173 00:54:42,739 --> 00:54:44,339 Then that sounds like you're invested 1174 00:54:44,339 --> 00:54:46,179 and I trust you a little bit more. 1175 00:54:46,179 --> 00:54:49,299 You buried that lead in a very bad way. 1176 00:54:49,299 --> 00:54:50,619 You did, you're not doing yourself any favors. 1177 00:54:50,619 --> 00:54:51,819 Yeah, that's on you. 1178 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:55,980 And your smile is very off-putting. 1179 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,699 I asked you if you wanted revenge 1180 00:54:57,699 --> 00:54:58,539 and you were just like, 1181 00:54:58,539 --> 00:55:00,059 against the people who left me here, no, 1182 00:55:00,059 --> 00:55:02,099 and didn't mention anyone else. 1183 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,460 Hey, I know these guys. 1184 00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:06,659 I could get them to come aside for a moment 1185 00:55:06,659 --> 00:55:08,099 and you get them from behind. 1186 00:55:08,099 --> 00:55:10,860 Like we are more likely to work harder for you 1187 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,900 if you give us all information. 1188 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:15,220 Yeah, if you just said, I hate those guys 1189 00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:17,380 and I want that machine after you get in the boat 1190 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:21,660 with the ferrymen, we can understand that motivation. 1191 00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:22,740 Absolutely. 1192 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,740 Cause we've wasted like, what have we been here, 1193 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,380 30 minutes, five years? 1194 00:55:27,380 --> 00:55:28,660 I do not know. 1195 00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:31,780 These orcs are taking over the world now. 1196 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:34,300 There's a loud clap in the jungle around you, 1197 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,740 disappears and he's on top of his war machine. 1198 00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:38,660 He says, well, I didn't know. 1199 00:55:39,619 --> 00:55:40,460 I didn't know. 1200 00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,899 Sometimes there's good people who come down here 1201 00:55:42,899 --> 00:55:45,179 and they're like, I'm a goody goody two shoes. 1202 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:48,579 I don't want to hurt anybody or carry soul coins. 1203 00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:51,139 Oh, oh, you see, we are good people, 1204 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,460 but we can kill as many people as we want 1205 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:57,219 in order to further our goodness. 1206 00:55:58,379 --> 00:55:59,339 To save the world. 1207 00:55:59,339 --> 00:56:01,099 I mean, we're trying to save the world here. 1208 00:56:01,099 --> 00:56:03,379 So we kind of have to like do some stuff to make it happen. 1209 00:56:03,379 --> 00:56:04,779 Gotta break a couple eggs. 1210 00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,379 I like you. 1211 00:56:07,379 --> 00:56:08,420 I like you all. 1212 00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:10,019 Come with me. 1213 00:56:10,019 --> 00:56:10,860 Race me down the hill. 1214 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:14,139 And he tears off down the hill towards the 1215 00:56:14,139 --> 00:56:15,780 war machines down at the bottom. 1216 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:16,619 Oh my God. 1217 00:56:16,619 --> 00:56:18,980 I'm not running down this hill, you guys. 1218 00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:19,820 It's okay. 1219 00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:21,260 You can ride on the back of my steed 1220 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:22,460 that I'm going to summon. 1221 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,780 Oh no, it's a casting time of 10 minutes. 1222 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:31,619 We get to the bottom, your steed arrives. 1223 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,619 Wait up. 1224 00:56:33,619 --> 00:56:34,460 I'm coming. 1225 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:42,579 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 136, 1226 00:56:42,579 --> 00:56:45,340 starring Amy More as Thea and Night Hunter. 1227 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:47,260 Carla Maxted as Lipsinki. 1228 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:50,460 Tom Laird as Flint, with Kyle Claset as Vorunax 1229 00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,460 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1230 00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:54,579 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted 1231 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:56,579 and sound design by Russ More. 1232 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:59,099 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 1233 00:56:59,099 --> 00:57:02,019 and Artlist and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1234 00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,900 Boom Library and Sound Idea. 1235 00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:05,860 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers 1236 00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:08,579 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers 1237 00:57:08,579 --> 00:57:10,380 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, 1238 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:12,340 Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1239 00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,340 Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, 1240 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:15,940 Aaron Stevens, Daryl, 1241 00:57:15,940 --> 00:57:17,620 Perry Matey, L.A. Branton, 1242 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,180 Old School Gamer D, 1243 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:21,460 Nathaniel Teeter, Kayla Littlejohn, 1244 00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:24,900 Destiny Garcia, Nicholas Cooper and Ryan Carr. 1245 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,420 Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast 1246 00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:32,099 and receive hundreds, literal hundreds of hours 1247 00:57:32,099 --> 00:57:34,579 of bonus content, hangouts with the cast 1248 00:57:34,579 --> 00:57:35,900 and a whole lot more. 1249 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,940 You have a great week. 1250 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,139 We'll talk to you soon. 1251 00:57:42,619 --> 00:57:44,259 As, how many of you are there? 1252 00:57:44,259 --> 00:57:45,219 Five? 1253 00:57:45,219 --> 00:57:46,659 One, two, three, four, five. 1254 00:57:46,659 --> 00:57:48,739 Some people are playing like seven characters for us. 1255 00:57:48,739 --> 00:57:49,579 I have no idea. 1256 00:57:49,579 --> 00:57:50,420 One, two, three, four, five. 1257 00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:51,259 Yep. 1258 00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:52,099 No, I- 1259 00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:52,940 Only Amy this time, I think, right? 1260 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:53,860 Only Amy, yeah. 1261 00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:55,299 Everybody else is singles. 1262 00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:57,779 No, Grantzis is there too. 1263 00:57:57,779 --> 00:57:58,779 Son of a bitch. 1264 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:02,099 I was like, don't you play so well. 1265 00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:03,900 I mean, that's our usual reaction 1266 00:58:04,099 --> 00:58:05,380 when Grantzis shows up somewhere. 1267 00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:07,820 Oh shit, he's here. Nice to have you on the team, Russ. 1268 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:15,099 When you're penchant for chaos and disjunction, 1269 00:58:15,099 --> 00:58:19,700 fuck off, Amy, fuck off, disjunction. 1270 00:58:24,579 --> 00:58:26,260 Was one of the Doof warriors? 1271 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,539 This is also what I've been picturing. 1272 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:32,780 Yeah, you're talking Mad Max? 1273 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:37,180 Russ doesn't know. 1274 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,019 I don't know. 1275 00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:38,860 That's a Doof warrior. 1276 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:39,820 That's a Doof warrior. 1277 00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:40,660 He's the guitar guy. 1278 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:41,500 Oh, okay, yeah. 1279 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,340 The Mad Max rage. 1280 00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:43,500 I literally thought you were setting up 1281 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,420 what's a, like, what's an up dog. 1282 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:46,260 Oh yeah, what? 1283 00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,059 I thought you were setting up like a joker. 1284 00:58:48,059 --> 00:58:49,980 Is that an up dog? 1285 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:50,820 What's up dog? 1286 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:53,340 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.